No sh*t there I was stationed in Germany.. A few of us had decided to go out on the town on a week night. Well after getting normal end of evening meal and waiting on a cab we finally make it home back at the barracks. My roommate decide it was time for him to "go to sleep" and dropped down on the couch. You will need to know this for the next part but he had a very LARGE and BALD head. The rest of us decided that in our "current state of wisdom" that we should super glue his whole ears back to his head...... flat...... Now, the glue is still coming out of this big tube. And once again in our "current state of wisdom" and not realizing we could just put the lid back on. We decided to glue ALL of his fingers together! So now fast forward to the next work day morning. He gets up before, hoes to the bathroom and all I can hear is screaming and cursing as he was getting it off. Needless to say he was not happy. He didn't think so at the time but event thought it was hilarious!!

Lucas Swihart
US Army, 1AD, 2003-2010

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